For all you guys out there who never had an older sister, let me inform you on what you MAY or MAY NOT HAVE missed out on.
You see, at any given time a BIG SISTER may have a play in production. This play involves NUMEROUS practices, musical accompaniment, solo performances, choreography, and (of course) costumes.
.......and yes, you (younger brother), MUST be apart of EVERY MOMENT.
..... and no, you don't have an opinion on the matter. Your job is to do what your told.
Even when that involves makeup......
.....and an ascot......
To the future Mrs. Zechariah Allen, you are SO very welcome.